Inspiration ........

Zippy Boon- check. Nottingham- check. A dimwit and a knucklehead- check. Writer- check.
Now, shall we begin? Ah forget it, I write and you read, and there's no two ways about it. Now, to cut to the chase, you people may feel like you are witnessing a pasquinade of some sort, but believe me, it is not and Zippy Boon rocks!
Anyway people, its commencement time. You are all being subjected to the majestic skills of the gold standard, the sole soul perched on an echelon, high enough that even Helios, Hephaestus and Aether would think twice before challenging yours truly. Now to the matter at hand, to show that I am not a completely conceited person, I introduce to you ..... Zippy Boon aka Boon. The character is a superheroine(protagonist) who goes ballistic every once in a while. The person who inspired me to have a blog such as this for something so comic(Am I really doing this???) as whatsoever I am typing, is ........ Zippy Boon. Yes folks, Zippy Boon is a real-life character. And Boon's a she. She lives in Nottingham, a complete dimwit and a knucklehead, not to mention geeky. Boon's best friend and sidekick, Doctor Arch is her brain support, as Boon's too lame. Their main rival, the heel who will turn face soon, goes by the name The Ozzmaster, master of all bedlam. The Ozzmaster is the focal point of the whole plot. Actually, the Ozzmaster is the face of the whole show. Follow yours truly on this blog and know about the misgivings of the ingenue known as Zippy Boon, and her devious and sinister partner Doctor Arch, as they try to fend off the purely evil advances of the Ozzmaster. See you around!